Snarky Fat Girl

"We're beautiful, regardless of our size and now we're seeing it and are pissed off at the years of humiliation, mu-mu's, and polyester."

thefrogman:

SEE CHRIS AT SAN DIEGO COMICON!

My good friend and official Frog artist Chris Gugliotti will have a booth at San Diego Comicon. You can find him in the Artist’s Alley, Table BB-12

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He will have loads of his original artwork PLUS an exclusive Corg Life print signed by yours truly. 

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Please visit him and check out his amazing work. Be sure to use the secret password for a surprise. 

"NIBBLES SENT ME." 

Ugly is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion. A matter of taste, a whim, an eye, a beholder, an opinion, a spin, light crossing the frame, paint, projection. The moment. Context.
Margaret Cho  (via thatquote)

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nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

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chaoticbanter:

softrocklevi:

it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all eternity are you really going to use them as shining examples of heterosexual goodness

I think about this often

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mysticpotstickers:

pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.

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thisisbluelanguage:

veggielezzyfemmie:

The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.

miss claudette has a special place in my heart. 

miss claudette over everything 

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yolandabequiet:

Gerald: You’re a bold kid Arnold, a bold kid.

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Good relationships balance over time. This means that at any particular point in time, the relationship may appear quite unbalanced: One partner may be more nurturing; one may be more needy; one may be providing all the financial support, etc. But if both partners are loving, understanding, giving, dedicated and flexible, then the relationship can handle all kinds of ups and downs, and still be strong, exciting and, yes, romantic. The best relationships are well balanced. Not a delicate balance; not a static balance- but a dynamic ever-changing balance. — Gregory Godek

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a cat* *gasps loudly*

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