Snarky Fat Girl

"We're beautiful, regardless of our size and now we're seeing it and are pissed off at the years of humiliation, mu-mu's, and polyester."
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Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.

(via cazzerer)

Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.




not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

(via oscillating-ocelots)



Monty Python and the Holy Grail Horse Action Figure.

(via theblacktunskamurder)


Some “scary” animals would like you to have a better day. 

(via oscillating-ocelots)


Idris Elba as Heimdall in Thor: The Dark World

(via bearfacelie)


me by me with some maja assistance

(via fatbabeprincess)


I cry when I’m frustrated. It’s just a thing that happens. Telling me not to cry is literally the least effective way to help me manage my frustration. Just don’t do this.

(via sallysparrowmfc)




New Rules:

1. FOOD: If you want to come at me about “how much I eat”, you need to provide an exact food diary of everything I ate in the past week, (not just what it was, but how much and when). Then you also need to provide at least 36 examples…

"Aunt Anne." 

(via liketemporaryforevers)


Somewhere in a parallel
universe, I am lying in bed
with you curled around me;
I can only hope that we
are as happy
as I have always dreamed
we would be.

(My best friend and I are in love but we can’t be together)

(via oscillating-ocelots)